Merry Christmas to you all How festive are you feeling? Are you enjoying the Christmas lights, and decorations on the ceiling?   Did you wake up bright and early, and rush out your bedroom door? Or did you drink too much last night, and wake up on the floor?   Whatever your current condition you must enjoy the festive cheer For those of you with hangovers Just have another beer.   Eat, drink and be merry indulge in those...

Has it been twenty years?It doesn't seem that long.Since we got tattoos in Blackpooland danced to Rosie Gaines songs. Rollercoasters, bumper cars,it's all a little hazy.Do you look back as I do,and think our teenage years were crazy? Nights at Cafe de Paris,meals at Pizza Pomodoro.Elvis singing his heart out,to my shaking head and eye roll. Taxi cabs for takeout,too much wine to drive.Watching Desperado,tears of laughter...

His Lordship of Norfolkhas upset his lovely wife.This doesn't bode wellfor the future harmony of his life. Their Wedding Anniversaryhe has failed to remember.Too busy was he on Facebookbothering a distant family member. Her Ladyship cried, "Enough!This I simply can't accept,I'm taking away your laptop,and cutting off our internet!" "That adorable, sweet cousin of yours,that you stalk on there all day.will be scared to blo...

We're off once again On our holiday. A week gone by already So much fun every day.   To make our time better You know it makes sense If anyone is annoying They must pay ten cents.   Our first day we drove down To swim in a lake But we got stuck in the sand In four by four for goodness sake.   People got out their cameras All were crying out haha I glared at my Uncle And said, "Put ten cents in the jar."   Our next day at...

 As Sue turns off the headlights of her car, Reece and Giorgia turn on their flashlights."OH, MY COD!" they yell.Kiera cringes as she gets her first clear view of her uncle courtesy of the kid's torches. His eyebrows are platted down to his shoulders and tied off with pink bows."Nice bows, Uncle Phill!" she says cheekily, and he glares at Sue mumbling about blue, and it is all her fault."The colour suits you" Reece snicke...

"RUUUUUUUUNNNNN, GIORGIA!" Reece yells at the top of his voice as a giant foot descends upon his sister and Sprite the black cat clinging to her for dear life, at least, he thinks it is Sprite, according to Giorgia every cat so far has been her. It is all very confusing.Giorgia looks up, as the shadow of a giant foot blocks out the sun, she could barely see. Her heart pounding, she hears her brother yelling, and Sprite hi...

I got an invitation the end of last yearFrom Uncle Phill, he said we should come hereI must confess the man needed serious helpOr one day soon his stomach would melt My only thought when I was making the bookingWas someone must save this poor man from his cookingNever before have I seen such a disasterLike the cheese sauce, he made that looked more like plaster Now here we are in sunny SpainFar away from all the rainI mus...

I wake up in the nightI wonder if you know?If you looked into my eyesWould my fear still show? I can't look into your eyesThey haunt my sleepI relive all the pleasure you tookIn making me feel cheap The things you didI can never escapeThat you took pleasure in itI've known true hate Disguised as loveEven after all these yearsI wake up screamingReliving those fears I'm shaken and cryingOn my kitchen floorDesperate to stay...

In Northwestern BrazilColumbia and PeruIs the Amazon rainforestI kid you not, it's trueMillions of kilometresOf trees that reach the skiesCountless rivers running through itYou won't believe your eyesIt's the largest tropical rainforestBigger than all the restHome to twenty percent of the world's bird speciesThe place is truly blessedYou must be super carefulWhere inside you wanderOr you'll find yourself coming face to fa...

We built a new homeOur castle in SpainA place in the sunWhere it rarely rains Surrounding itThere is  a moatA moat so bigWe needed a boat Within the waterLurking down deepIs our very own sea monsterProtecting our Keep With our trusty companionA tortoise named NevilleWho once was an AngelBut crossed paths with the Devil We'll live in our castleLearning new magicWith questionable talentsSometimes that ends tragic Just ask B...

I believe in night I believe in day I believe that one day with Henry I will have my wicked way. I believe in sight I believe in sound I believe at the end of a rainbow A pot of gold can be found. I believe in light I believe in dark I believe if you swim in the sea You'll get eaten by a shark. I believe in truth I believe in lies I believe that sometimes Angels Are Devils in disguise. I believe in happiness I believe in...

Reece, he loves his Arsenal He's a Gooner through and through He wanted to see them play one day And visit Highbury too He wished for it on his birthdays And dreamed of seeing them play His favourite player is Santi He dreams of meeting him one day So imagine our surprise one day When a text message came through About a spare ticket to see The Legends Thanks to a man named Stu He gave it to Reece's best friends dad Who co...

Sitting in my bedroom Mad as bloody hell Thinking about making a voodoo doll And casting a dark magic spell Now please don't think I'm evil Usually, I'm not I went to church a time or two Not sure when though I forgot Would I be a sinful girl If I went ahead with this dark deed? Surely given the circumstances God would understand my need Isn't he all forgiving Able to wash away our sins? I've convinced myself, that's for...

I feel lostI ache insideIt's our anniversary FridayI was your brideSuch a wonderful dayI had a beautiful dressWe made our vowsHad our union blessedAfter so many yearsYou finally gotMe to agreeTo tie the knotMade me your wifeTwas a simple affairSo special to usWith our family thereTogether for almostHalf my lifeBut not even six yearsAs your wifeWe didn't get that longWe should have tried harderAt being togetherAnd a mother...

We miss you daddy Are you watching from the sky? Did you like the messages we sent? Tied to balloons that floated high We sent them to the Angels To pass along to you Mum say's you're an Angel now Daddy is that true? She says you will watch over us That we'll never be apart Even though we can't see you We will feel you in our hearts We miss and love you Daddy But promise not to cry We will see you again one day Until then...