Thank god you’re here, I wasn’t sure you’d come. Sit down and look natural. I have something very important to tell you. Someone needs to know, you’re my son, the only one I can trust. Where do I start? Okay, it was the last week in March. You remember, it was unusually warm for that time of year. I woke up early as I always do. Five past seven and the sun was just starting to rise. I left mum in bed and went downstairs....
I got an invitation the end of last yearFrom Uncle Phill, he said we should come hereI must confess the man needed serious helpOr one day soon his stomach would melt My only thought when I was making the bookingWas someone must save this poor man from his cookingNever before have I seen such a disasterLike the cheese sauce, he made that looked more like plaster Now here we are in sunny SpainFar away from all the rainI mus...
There once was a little lizard who grew up to be quite a wizard. Lizzie was her name, for that her mom was to blame. Now Lizzy was the type who just loved to complain and gripe. When things didn’t turn out, she was inclined to pout. And even when things were well, Lizzie would rebel. Besides her father and her mother, Lizzy also had a brother. She and her family shared a house with a sailor who had no spouse. He didn’t re...
