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What Can I Change to Make You Love Me?

A man promises he will change whatever he must to prove his true love.

You must believe me when I say I love you. There has to be a way to make you see. Whatever change I must make I will do it. I pray that you will listen to my plea. Do you want me to become much thinner? To lose my flab and get a firm six-pack? I will starve and run ten miles each morning. Then do ten thousand crunches on my back! Do you dislike my big round head’s baldness? Rather I had thick or curly hair? I shall start...

The Messy House Blues

A cleanliness-challenged bachelor struggles for tranquility in his messy home (autobiographical).

I look around my messy place and feel the flushing in my face because my home is in an unkempt state. I try to find some peace upstairs ignoring carpet stains and tears and seek a place to chill and meditate. But when I reach the bedroom door my underwear is on the floor. This makes it hard for me to just chill out. So I head to take a shower but then see that I did not scour the bathtub or the dark and mildewed grout. I...

‘It’s time’ I said ‘to write me another rhyme’ and nagging doubt set in and I thought( Stop rolling your eyes - I do that, sometimes) It’s been so long, the voices chiming to get out have stilled. Or are they merely muted?  Or on holiday somewhere hot?(the bastards) While I work my ass off on this over populated island This creativity of mine comes and goes Slinking in and out of my consciousness, unfaithful as a cat (and...

Nature's Humor

Nature does play with our psyche.

Mother Nature has her say.Today is April Fools' Day. Awakening April 1st a delight. Ground all covered with white. Her humor, is she making a joke?Birds and flowers taking a poke. Everyone looks with surprise, Not going to see the sunrise. Winter we thought was gone.Snowy blanket really a con. Making the best of every day.Wishing it was the1st of May.

Filling Literary Voids II: Erotic Chewing Gum Haikus

More poetry that society demands--mastication haikus in 5-7-5 form.

On Anticipating Chewing Gum I want to taste you. I want you to make me moist. My mouth awaits you. On Enjoying Chewing Gum You pass through my lips. My tongue caresses your form. I taste your sweet juice. On the Dénouement Squishy, flat, and soft. You satisfy no longer. Your essence is drained. On Swallowing Chewing Gum I swallow you whole. You slide into my smooth throat. Thick, wet, and sticky.

A Thousand Thoughts

Just some thoughts..

Here and there and everywhere, A thousand thoughts invade my mind. Some are private but most are shared, As each one is released there are many more behind. I wonder at so many things, In awe of simple life. What’s with spider webs and Saturn’s rings, And why is there a ‘k’ in knife? Who’s to say the long necked giraffe, Is weirder than the horse. I only know that one makes me laugh, And the other lets me ride it of cours...

Passion: Young vs. Senior

Alas, it may be sad but age does matter.

Younger couples twist and turn to try exotic positions. Senior couples try but then wind up at their physicians. Soft young kisses in the morning lead to passionate shrieking. Seniors’ kiss when they wake-up to celebrate no leaking. Visions of a young mate’s body start libidinal fires! Seeing seniors’ bodies invokes visions of spare tires. Younger couples shower and oil to do things that are kinky! It is hard for seniors...

Heaven, Hell, Afterlife, Schmafterlife…..Just Take It Slow and Enjoy!

No sense rushing if you don’t know where you’re going to wind up!

Some claim after our final breath a soul survives the body’s death and some kind of an afterlife begins. Other’s say that when we die and utter our last earthly cry we’re dust and just wind up in garbage bins! I think it may well be the case that when we leave the human race the details of departure are what matter. For one can leave the mortal plane in total peace or with great pain, silently or with a bang or splatter....

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The Age of Fantasy

The comedy of growing old

At 10 your life begins and you don’t seem to have a care. You soar to heights with your first kiss and fly where eagles dare. Then you notice different friends who have so many curves and curls. And wonder at these thoughts you have about so many girls. At 20 just less than man and skilled in social arts. You work all day til the sun goes down and that’s when your life really starts. Like a cobra coiled you hunt your prey...

Where Does The Missing Sock Go?

Steps can be taken to minimize frustration, even if it’s a parallel universe.

An irritating thing in life that really gets me pissed, is searching for the one damn sock that invariably gets missed. I take great care to fill my washer with sock pairs that match. But somehow one sock disappears when I open my dryer latch! I wind up with the one odd guy that goes to a special drawer. And after every dryer load that drawer gets filled up more. Is there some other-worldly place to which bold socks can f...

Chosen Occupation

Choosing what you want to do through your working life.

I think it is a good thing that for my life's profession, I never chose to became a chef. I would have specialized in desserts. Cakes, doughnuts, pies, delicious puddings, custards and cheesecakes. Topped with Ice Cream, decadent sauces, or whipped cream. Fancy lavish dishes loaded with way too many unhealthy calories and fats. Just sampling them through my work day, would really have increased my waist size. Over time I...

Complication

Problems sometimes found with the written use of the English language.

Confusing the issues with the written word,Often happens when trying toMake another understand your intent with written words alone. Problems arise when an uneducated person like myself,Leans toward using words wrong, either spelled Incorrectly, or using them in the wrong context. Circumstances sometimes lead the well educated person, To read between the lines and then assume andInterpret differently, the original meaning...

Hermit's Existence

Life is all about questions and answers.

I think I have found the answer to a question,asked myself many times. How I can live life free, never causing anotherperson any hurt or despair? Become a recluse and live all by myself,never having to answer to anyone except me. Finding a place deep in the wilderness to play. I could eat or sleep and not being concerned,about a clock or what the calendar displays. It would not matter what day of the week or,month, or eve...

Verbal Diarrhea

When one looses control of their tongue.

Verbal diarrhea a terrible affliction,once started, becomes an addiction. Brain in neutral, tongue wagging,popularity, now certainly lagging. Words spewing without control,ears closed, no one can console. Nothing said making any sense,unable to feel any recompense. People constantly hear the rant,sounds like a Gregorian chant. Spittle sprays from lips rampant,words uttered unable to recant. Noticing everyone backing away,...

The Erotica Troll

If you listen carefully, you can hear them log on, as they exhibit a deep whimsical snicker.

Kandikizz51 is a writer and many of her poems and stories can be read online on various websites. Some of them can be read here on Erotica. Like many of the writers here, she has been pestered by a troll. This troll is always anonymous and tries to mimic a normal intelligent human being. If you were to look at him, he may seem to have a twinkle in his eye and a mischievous grin. However, do not let that fool you, the trol...