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The Messy House Blues

A cleanliness-challenged bachelor struggles for tranquility in his messy home (autobiographical).

I look around my messy place and feel the flushing in my face because my home is in an unkempt state. I try to find some peace upstairs ignoring carpet stains and tears and seek a place to chill and meditate. But when I reach the bedroom door my underwear is on the floor. This makes it hard for me to just chill out. So I head to take a shower but then see that I did not scour the bathtub or the dark and mildewed grout. I...