Verbal diarrhea a terrible affliction,
once started, becomes an addiction.

Brain in neutral, tongue wagging,
popularity, now certainly lagging.

Words spewing without control,
ears closed, no one can console.

Nothing said making any sense,
unable to feel any recompense.

People constantly hear the rant,
sounds like a Gregorian chant.

Spittle sprays from lips rampant,
words uttered unable to recant.

Noticing everyone backing away,
disgusted at this appalling display.

Ranting finished, one thing left to say,
"shit happens" mumbled, you run away.