I Have a Cat
Fat CatI had a catWho was really fatSaw a batWho was chasing a ratRight in under my hatWhich the catHad satMaking both the batAnd the ratNot to mention my hatReally flatLike a matSo I thought, thatWould be the end of my cat.
I had a catWho was really fatSaw a batWho was chasing a ratRight in under my hatWhich the catHad satMaking both the batAnd the ratNot to mention my hatReally flatLike a matSo I thought, thatWould be the end of my cat.
Pardon me, miss, have you time for a poll? No, not today. I'm out for a stroll. That's okay, ma'am, while you stroll I can poll! All right, I suppose, if you poll while I stroll... Do you plan to vote in the presidential race? Oh, yes! Not voting is a ter...
I bought a guitar on Friday. This is no ordinary, straight out-of-the-box, ready to play thing. Nope, it’s knackered. I bought a knackered guitar? Why the buggeration? Well, because I wanted the challenge of fixing it up. It has no electronics, no bridge,...
I stroke my beard,am I weird? Well you have to be weirdto wield a beard!Like a Lord,I strut about with a sword.Am I a Lord? No, but I have a sword!A bacon sandwich,I eat at Nantwich.I have a stitch,Oh, bloody sandwich!I’m an ordinary man,eating a sandwich...
There once was a fish from Grayling Michigan, Who wished with all his heart to be a little boy again.But an evil Sea Witch had cast a spell and When next he awoke he had fins and a tail!His mommy and daddy he thought missed him a lot He was four foot tall...