Rhyming Stories

I had a catWho was really fatSaw a batWho was chasing a ratRight in under my hatWhich the catHad satMaking both the batAnd the ratNot to mention my hatReally flatLike a matSo I thought, thatWould be the end of my cat.

Pardon me, miss, have you time for a poll? No, not today. I'm out for a stroll. That's okay, ma'am, while you stroll I can poll! All right, I suppose, if you poll while I stroll... Do you plan to vote in the presidential race? Oh, yes! Not voting is a terrible disgrace! Tell me a bit as to how you'll choose— If you could, please share your views! Well— I do not like the orange man I do not like his Muslim ban I do not lik...

I bought a guitar on Friday. This is no ordinary, straight out-of-the-box, ready to play thing. Nope, it’s knackered. I bought a knackered guitar? Why the buggeration? Well, because I wanted the challenge of fixing it up. It has no electronics, no bridge, no scratch plate and the machine heads are really loose. The neck is in good shape, but the paintwork on the body is shoddy. I plan on upgrading as much as I can and kee...

I stroke my beard,am I weird? Well you have to be weirdto wield a beard!Like a Lord,I strut about with a sword.Am I a Lord? No, but I have a sword!A bacon sandwich,I eat at Nantwich.I have a stitch,Oh, bloody sandwich!I’m an ordinary man,eating a sandwich,but I didn’t planon going to Nantwich.I wanted a beer,but there wasn’t one here,so I went to Nantwichand ate a sandwich. Now off I goto drink a beerwith a queerand say “...

There once was a fish from Grayling Michigan, Who wished with all his heart to be a little boy again.But an evil Sea Witch had cast a spell and When next he awoke he had fins and a tail!His mommy and daddy he thought missed him a lot He was four foot tall with a frog named Sir Lancelot!He missed his friends and even his bedroom And all of his cars that went zoom zoom!One day while he was swimming he saw a magical mermaid...