Teeth Stories

I am not sad to sayBut I cannot do this another dayThis filthy job is not for me Please find it in your heart to agreePut me down and walk away I can no longer fight this decay If I had a nose the smell would make me gag If I had arms, I would wave a white flagThis job tends to depress I wish you would see your DDS Oh what’s the use I cannot fight My only job is to make you white(As seen through the eyes of a toothbrush f...

A mighty midnight monstercomes creeping and crawling.It wants your blood, wants to devour you.It lurks ‘neath the bed, biding its time,plotting, scheming... It must have your flesh.Its pointy teeth are sharper than cheese,its claws are enough to make you beg “please!”A growling laugh, a moaning bellow,it’s really not a very nice fellow.Under the bed is from whence it creeps,whilst its victim innocently sleeps.Eyes of blac...

The old man coughedAnd thus were tossed Launched, then aloftAmid drops of spittle In flight, then alightUpon black and white With a clack and a clatterSkittering, then not Then stoppedIn a bathroom stall At the feet of oneWho had just begun To do his pieceWhen met with teeth.

I finally went to the dentist yesterday, Unfortunately, I need a lot of work. I'm loaded with lots of tooth decay,This is making me feel berserk. I've got a serious infection,I needed a tooth extraction.After his x-rays and inspection,Now I need to take action. I need six root canals,Ten crowns to be exact.This is bringing down my morale,This is the honest facts. Three bridges oh my,It's costing as much as a car.I really...