I am not sad to sayBut I cannot do this another dayThis filthy job is not for me Please find it in your heart to agreePut me down and walk away I can no longer fight this decay If I had a nose the smell would make me gag If I had arms, I would wave a white flagThis job tends to depress I wish you would see your DDS Oh what’s the use I cannot fight My only job is to make you white(As seen through the eyes of a toothbrush f...
Forsooth, the man, he lost his tooth!How he lost it, we have no proof.Was it an enemy going *boof!*?Or maybe, he lost it in Magaluf. He needs a denture, but where to go?The dentist? No, he is awfully slow!So, perhaps, he should go to bedand rest his head.Oh, look! He's dead.He died of an abscess,his bloodstream, bacteriawas allowed to access,or was it the deadly diphtheria?Whatever it was, forsooth,the man, he lost, he lo...
