I finally went to the dentist yesterday,
Unfortunately, I need a lot of work.
I'm loaded with lots of tooth decay,
This is making me feel berserk.

I've got a serious infection,
I needed a tooth extraction.
After his x-rays and inspection,
Now I need to take action.

I need six root canals,
Ten crowns to be exact.
This is bringing down my morale,
This is the honest facts.

Three bridges oh my,
It's costing as much as a car.
I really just want to cry,
This is so freaking bizarre.

I'm on so many drugs,
This is breaking my heart.
I really could use some hugs,
I'm really falling apart.

If you could say a prayer,
And think of me today.
I'll need a lot of dental care,
My mother has offered to pay.