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Oh, Is It, Now? Thanks For That.

Yes, I know the last word isn't a word. Creative licence, y'all.

Just because I gave a man a thock,I’m in the dock,for one wee thock.He batted my sushi away,“meat is murder”, he did bray,so he got a thock,and now I’m in the dock.The judge, not easily swayed,decided I was to be put away,for thirty days, no less!The veggie activist smirked,oh that bastard, he really irked!Shouted his phrase,So I gave him another thock.The judge wasn’t happy,clearly, he shat his nappy,gave me another thir...