Wasp Stories

Bug one A tiny ant bit in my arse as I sat on the groundAnd asked me: "Will you lift that thing, for if I must go 'round""I'll need a lunchbox, big enough, to last a day, or two""And I just want to be home soon, so move, and let me through" --------------- Bug two A wasp once landed on my nose and asked me: "Would it sting,If would simply settle here and watched you do your thing?"I told him that would not be safe because...

I am currently playing Reed Three (flute, clarinet, soprano and tenor saxes) in the pit orchestra for a high school production of the Wiz. It is a very old, very conservative church school, originally founded as a boy’s college preparatory school in 1849. In recent years, a companion girl’s school has been added, with shared facilities for the arts and some other elective courses.Saturday evening’s performance was really...