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Buggin'

A few short ones, just to bug you

Bug one A tiny ant bit in my arse as I sat on the groundAnd asked me: "Will you lift that thing, for if I must go 'round""I'll need a lunchbox, big enough, to last a day, or two""And I just want to be home soon, so move, and let me through" --------------- Bug two A wasp once landed on my nose and asked me: "Would it sting,If would simply settle here and watched you do your thing?"I told him that would not be safe because...