Bug one

A tiny ant bit in my arse as I sat on the ground
And asked me: "Will you lift that thing, for if I must go 'round"
"I'll need a lunchbox, big enough, to last a day, or two"
"And I just want to be home soon, so move, and let me through"

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Bug two

A wasp once landed on my nose
 and asked me: "Would it sting,
If would simply settle here
 and watched you do your thing?"
I told him that would not be safe
 because my lovely wife
Would want to kiss me near that spot
 endangering his life
He told me that he would not move
 he said he loved the place
And if that lady came too close
 he'd stick it in her face
Now I love every animal
 no matter, big or small,
But threatening to hurt my wife
 I don't accept at all
I hooked my finger hind my thumb
 and shot him off my nose
His lifeless body flew away
 and landed on a rose
And so this story ends for him
 because he failed to see
That the nose of one about to kiss
 is not the place to be.

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Bug three

When the cockroach girl married the mouse
The owl said he would take their vows
When her groom said: "I do"
The owl said: "me too"
And he promptly devoured her spouse.