Oh camel, oh camel,
Wouldst thou believe
That you are not a mammal?
You are not a cannibal either, it seems,
So, what the fuck are you?

A contortionist, I’d wager,
Passing through the eye of that needle.
Does that not hurt?..

He’s gonna spurt!
Oh my, oh me, oh eee!
The bastard, he spat, he spat on me!

The lesson here is do not argue
with a camel,
or you will be, one spat upon mammal!