The Camel Poem
A silly poem written a while ago. Thanks to SugarBaby for the cover photo.Oh camel, oh camel,Wouldst thou believeThat you are not a mammal?You are not a cannibal either, it seems,So, what the fuck are you? A contortionist, I’d wager,Passing through the eye of that needle.Does that not hurt?..He’s gonna spurt!Oh my, oh me, oh eee!The bastard, he spat, he spat on me!The lesson here is do not arguewith a camel,or you will be, one spat upon mammal!
