I like drink,
and drink, I think,
likes me.
What a pair we are,
keeping one another company.
Like old mates,
we have a laugh.
Guess what?
I don't get a hangover.
Never once.
Now you hate me,
and I giggle "teehee".
Anyone got some brie?
I'm drunk
in the manner of a skunk,
so... y'know... berzunk!
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Drinking...
"...Doesn't always lead to the best thinking."
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