I never swim in the sea It makes no sense to me Sharks and jellyfish Could make you their favourite dish I really don't see the hype Or how that wets one's appetite Jellied eels or Jellyfish Certainly isn't my favourite dish Now I may seem rather odd But I really do love cod Forget any of the dips Us Brits LOVE fish and chips I am also not a Mobster But I once tried eating Lobster Had no clue how to eat it you see I left...

The race to TumbuktuRiding a kangarooWearing high heel shoesAnd purple pantaloonsOnly women may enter this raceNational flags they paint on their faceThey will ride at a furious paceSo their country they do not disgraceThe race begins in the UKWhere all the Brits shout HoorayThe morale it brings I have to sayMakes me want to win this dayThe gun fires, the race is onCrowds sing their national anthem songsOur Aussie steeds...

Trinket walked along the beach Looked up and saw a portal She ran on her bare feet Into the land of the Immortal As she entered the land of Mysteria Her fairy wings began to grow She laughed aloud and danced And her skin began to glow She saw her friends They looked so worried So she spread her wings And she hurried Giorgia was missing Reece and Kermit were gone Things were not right in Mysteria They were all wrong She jo...

Stares at my lips Fingers caress my cheek He leans forward Such longing Eyes closing He moves nearer Feeling his breath Mingle with mine, so close Both panting His fingers Tracing through my hair Pulling me in Hearts pounding Lips getting closer For our first kiss Pulling me nearer Lips barely touching So soft, just grazing Tip of his tongue Traces my lips Mine searches his Timidly It's our first kiss He takes control Han...

How does it feel? To have one person Interpret your words Make a misinterpretation That simply is not true Say words that hurt you. To be called something you are not Called something that you forgot You write a silly ryhme It is not a crime I really meant no harm I just wanted calm You acted quite decisively I would have done it privately Who knows what's really in a person mind I find your actions most unkind Had you su...

I got a letterIn the postFrom one I love the mostBut what does it mean?I don't understand?Did you send it?Or did he to be underhand?I hope it was from youBut there was no noteI want it to be trueAnd not sent by him to gloatAre you reaching out?Should I send you an email?Do you want to discuss what I hope you sent meIn further detail?I really want to knowI want to contact youI miss you so so muchMy angel that is youMy hear...

Testing testing 123 I am English And I love tea I really ought to get An EP for this Or at least a new badge Blows Gav a kiss Incase you think That I am insane I am not Gav is to blame Emails are not working Alerts you get for ones you read And Gav is trying to fix it Yes he is indeed.

When a friend is down It always makes me frown I offer her my shoulder I just want to hold her Wrap my arms around her Tell her she will be fine Eat chocolate ice cream to cheer her up Maybe have some wine Watch chic flics, maybe beaches? I'll be sure to bring the tissues So we can cry together And discuss our issues I would do all I can To make her laugh Tell the one who hurt her To kiss my arse Because she is my friend...

You found it hard to breathe And couldn't I felt what you felt And shouldn't But when you wheeze I can't breathe When your chest is tight Mine is too I feel what you feel I can't breathe when you can't My chest pains me too It gives me a fright My son I was terrified That you could not breathe Breathing is to survive You scared The death out of me I love you so much Don't you see? I wanted to breathe For you Because I lov...

I am trying to sleep Perhaps I will weep Snivel into tissues About all of my issues Or maybe I will watch A DVD I love films you see I love comedy And action Love stories With lots of attraction Who knows Maybe I will Lay in my bed Sleepy sad thoughts In my head Resting on my pillow TV on, but My eyelids are fluttering Soon will be shut I will sleep Not weep Dream well I can't attest But I will rest I want all this to cea...

You Say.. You say.. I'm nasty You say.. I'm pointless You say.. I'm worthless You say.. I'm Useless You say.. I'm stupid You say.. I'm a joke You say that.. A Lot I Say I say.. behave better I say.. be nicer I say.. be polite I say.. treat me better I say.. a lot But you do not listen It never gets me anywhere You don't care, I disappearI say..what you sayIs rantsSay what you wantThat's no romance

Elvis PresleyBilly JoelPink FloydNat King ColeAmazing artistsBeautiful songsSome feelThey right out wrongsDon't cry DaddyI love you just the way you areI'm comfortably numbAnd smile though my heart is achingI like to listenTo these songsThe words to themExpress my lifeSongs I grew up withWe had very little moneySo dad and I would dance'Cause mum left us you seeWe would listen And grooveTo Phil Colllins Awesome movesDad lo...

Fred started out at a slow trot with Reece and Marvin on his back. Stig ran beside them to help later with the elves. They followed the path that Marvin took to find Reece, so they could find the markings that Cal left with his sword.Cal trailed the elves that kidnapped Reece's sister, Giorgia. When they got to the spot Marvin pointed out, the markings of the 'X' barely showed. Marvin got on the ground and hopped down the...

You make me feel so down I loved you once But not anymore You only have yourself to blame When I love, I love deeply But you lost that love Now you are bitter and twisted Angry at me for your own faults Nasty words are sometimes worse than a blow You make me feel so low Forever angry, that this our fate? The love we had that turned to hate Its tragic and my heart devastates Your misery is not mine The things you suffered...

Giorgia strolled through the meadow of wildflowers in the land of Mysteria. Mysteria was a land of rolling flower-filled meadows with birds and butterflies flitting about. Butterflies playfully followed Giorgia as she wandered the meadow. Mummy and Auntie Ginger were sitting under a willow tree with Karen the Fairy Queen and Chrissy the Nymph Queen eating crumpets and sipping tea. All was well or so Giorgia thought becaus...