Feelings come and feelings goLike a gentle breezeOr a Winter’s snow Precipitously occurring With a modicum of incubus And ne’er a warning Should thou embrace them?Push them away?Erase them? Multiplicity can be confoundingMake a man feel defenselessAs though he were drowning Like the gentle drops of a morning rainIs it safe to feelDevoid the mitigation of pain? 

Donald Trump and Election NightRemember, remember the eighth of November, The day America, in the foot, we shot. ‘Tis the seasonFor moving to Schweiz inA 747 if you’re distraught. _____________________________________Donald Trump, Don, what’s his aimTo be elected President using a confidence game.Be careful what you wish, you deplorable lotFor you have just elected an orange crackpot._____________________________________W...

The 7even Stages of Relationship Separation (Male Perspective) Stage One: HELL YEA I’m free, and nobody can take that from me. We weren’t meant to be encumbered by another person constantly sucking our will to live. I can eat what I want, do what I want, do who I want, leave the toilet seat up*, leave my clothes on the floor, drink from the [insert beverage name here] carton, and never change my sheets again. I’m calling...

Best Man’s Toast 2/21/04 Marriage Is… Good times, Bad times…..Ups and Downs Smiles, Laughter, Frustration, and Frowns Marriage Is… Having someone to lean on when you’ve had a bad day Having someone to make you feel special in every way Marriage Is… Saying, “I’m Sorry” even when you’re not wrong It’s being there for each other and being strong Marriage takes patience, hard work, perseverance, and trust You will have to wor...

Love is comfort Love is kind Love is a gentle smack on the behind Love can be mean Love can be cruel Love can make you crazy and act a fool Love is holding your child tight Love is the feeling that everything is all right Love is the 2000 Lb. elephant that stands on your chest Love is seldom fair and often leads to your arrest

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not

I am not sad to sayBut I cannot do this another dayThis filthy job is not for me Please find it in your heart to agreePut me down and walk away I can no longer fight this decay If I had a nose the smell would make me gag If I had arms, I would wave a white flagThis job tends to depress I wish you would see your DDS Oh what’s the use I cannot fight My only job is to make you white(As seen through the eyes of a toothbrush f...

In an ideal world, Utopia is the capital and Thomas More the kingPeople would be happy and not want for a thingThere would be no wars, pestilence, or diseaseThere would be no homeless on the streets to freezeBabies would smile and never cryYour parents would grow old but never dieThe bright yellow sun would shine every dayPushing the dark stormy clouds far awayThere would be no governments, corruption, or sinEvery day the...

In the darkest depths it’s foundIn each corner of the round Its nature is to make you doubtWhat it is you’re all about Escape it once you’ll barely gleanThe likes of this infernal machine Up to bat once againYou feel its claws digging in Try to shake it a little bitIt never knows just when to quit Sure it’s easy to just check-outThis is certain, without a doubt Fight the urge with all you’ve gotFor what comes next you kno...

Peeking From DarknessThat Brilliant Ball of Fire Smiles Brightening Our Day