Teagle and His Pet Eagle
This is just a weird tale. Read if you dare. Go on, you know you want to.Teagle was carried off by an eagle,so that together,they could eat a beagle. When sitting down to eat their beagle,they saw a someone."Hey, you," said Teagle, "you free wee girl?"The girl just laughed like a maniac,for in reality, she was an insaniac. "Teagle, take your eagle and eat your beagle on a bagel!" Teagle wasn't too happy, though, to be fair, he was wearing a nappy...Which was really very crappy. His eagle frien...