Teagle was
carried off by an eagle,
so that together,
they could eat a beagle.

When sitting down to eat their beagle,
they saw a someone.
"Hey, you," said Teagle, "you free wee girl?"

The girl just laughed like a maniac,
for in reality, she was an insaniac.
"Teagle, take your eagle and eat your beagle on a bagel!"

Teagle wasn't too happy,
though, to be fair, he was wearing a nappy...
Which was really very crappy.

His eagle friend
had a beak with a bend,
which was no use for changing
a crappy nappy.

Teagle called the girl once more,
and she changed him,
held her nose
and said “phwoar!”

Having seen Teagle’s bits,
the girl decided to pop her zits.
She spruced herself up,
then helped Teagle up.

She was a vixen,
‘cause her mouth could do trixen,
and when she had enough of that,
she fingered her twat.

But that is filth,
so enough of that,
poor Teagle
still hasn’t eaten his beagle.

So off he flew with his eagle,
who also took the wee girl
then they all ate the beagle on a bagel.

“I told you to eat the beagle on a bagel!”
Said the girl.
“How old are you, can that info I finagle?”
Said Teagle.

“I’m one thousand years old.”
And with that, Teagle was sold!
He got on one knee,
almost immediately.

“Will you marry me?”
“Okay, teehee!”

So they got married,
and for their wedding dinner?
Why, it was beagle caught by eagle and served on a bagel!