Ugh
Don't you just hate it when . . .?Wobbling tables,Dusty blinds,Mushy apples,Parking fines -Scratchy tagsand frizzy hair,Plastic bags whose handles tear -Having to outrun a bee,Having to wake up and pee -Coupons where you must buy two -Finding dog sh*t on your shoe -When you can’t complete a sneeze,Eyebrow hairs too short to tweeze -Linty clothes and robo calls,When your shoe box tetris falls. Perhaps these gripes might more appealshould Julie Andrews sing...