Annoyances Stories

Wobbling tables,Dusty blinds,Mushy apples,Parking fines -Scratchy tagsand frizzy hair,Plastic bags whose handles tear -Having to outrun a bee,Having to wake up and pee -Coupons where you must buy two -Finding dog sh*t on your shoe -When you can’t complete a sneeze,Eyebrow hairs too short to tweeze -Linty clothes and robo calls,When your shoe box tetris falls. Perhaps these gripes might more appealshould Julie Andrews sing...

Coma patients should receive transfusions of my blood. Enough caffeine is coursing through my veins at any given moment that my blood could probably literally wake the dead. My addiction to coffee is so bad that I wake up in the mornings feeling hung over and more angry than a grizzly being poked by a stick. When I go to my office, the assistants scatter like cockroaches if they know I have yet to get my fix. Methamphetam...