Wobbling tables,
Dusty blinds,
Mushy apples,
Parking fines -
Scratchy tags
and frizzy hair,
Plastic bags whose handles tear -
Having to outrun a bee,
Having to wake up and pee -
Coupons where you must buy two -
Finding dog sh*t on your shoe -
When you can’t complete a sneeze,
Eyebrow hairs too short to tweeze -
Linty clothes and robo calls,
When your shoe box tetris falls.

Perhaps these gripes might more appeal
should Julie Andrews sing -
But here’s my list and yes, these are 
a few of my least favorite things!