Golf Stories

 Dancing to Ray Charles: Ch 07, S8ummer Inactivities “I guess it’s about time we had that little talk.” Jake Cahill stood in the doorway to the crowded laundry room, watching his son pull clothes from the dryer.“Oh, I already know all about that stuff,” said Mark. “The stork brings the babies and leaves them under a cabbage leaf.”“So that’s how it’s done. And all this time I thought Doc Miles brought them in his little bl...

Sitting in the chair waiting for her Wondering where can she be Is she with her best friend  Is she with her boss  Is she with her ex I wonder where she is  I wonder why she is there I wonder what she is doing Is she having an affair  Is she trying to get a raise  Is she enjoying her best friend without me O shit! I forgot  I left her at the golf course  while she was in the restroom Damn those few birdies and an eagle  I...

Dreamcatcher, Larry, wrote a story last month ‘I’m Arnold Palmer’ which reminded me of a joke; Jesus and Moses were playing golf one day. They approached a par three hole where the green was located on an island in a large pond. The green was accessed by a long pathway from the left side of the green to the shore. It was a fairly long shot from the tee to the green across the pond. Needless to say, a lot of golf balls wer...