Sitting in the chair waiting for her 

Wondering where can she be

Is she with her best friend 

Is she with her boss 

Is she with her ex

I wonder where she is 

I wonder why she is there

I wonder what she is doing

Is she having an affair 

Is she trying to get a raise 

Is she enjoying her best friend without me

O shit! I forgot 

I left her at the golf course 

while she was in the restroom

Damn those few birdies and an eagle 

I was so excited about them I forgot her

O well she has her clubs to play with

Hope I never forget my clubs 

It would be break my heart