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Mighty Midnight Monster

Beware the Mighty Midnight Monster

A mighty midnight monstercomes creeping and crawling.It wants your blood, wants to devour you.It lurks ‘neath the bed, biding its time,plotting, scheming... It must have your flesh.Its pointy teeth are sharper than cheese,its claws are enough to make you beg “please!”A growling laugh, a moaning bellow,it’s really not a very nice fellow.Under the bed is from whence it creeps,whilst its victim innocently sleeps.Eyes of blac...

His head, his head!He really is dead.Cleaved clean off,Now his hat, he really can't doff.One wonders whereHis head doth lie?Perhaps on a pizza,Or maybe in a pie?I won't lie,'Twas I.The little bugger,Called me a fly!So his head I did lop,Honestly, I went choppity-chop,Then I used it as a mop. Teehee, choppity-chop!