Cunning Stories

I heard a voice... While I was asleep. She was calling out to me, telling me it was okay. She was okay and waiting... For the moment, I was happy to see her and hear her voice. She was like the younger sister I never had. Then the moment ended and I opened my eyes to the silent elf that was sitting at the foot of my bed. I noticed she had horns, like Fei, but they were like a stag's and looked to be polished wood. My dism...

I wantit made crystal clear that this story is certainly not based on personal experience but after talking to my wife's side of the family I've learned a few things. Ooooh, Where's that aspirin, it's supposed to be right here. Why did somebody move the aspirin? Ah, there it is, thank God. Should I take one or two? I better take four, all it can do is kill me and right now, that would be a relief. What do I wash it down w...

‘Excuse me?’ ‘Yes?’ ‘Where are your baby car-seats?’ ‘Just over here.’ … ……… ‘Here, so as you can see, this is the newer product with all the latest feat-‘ ‘What about this one?’ ‘That is an older model, cheaper, it doesn’t ha-‘ ‘It looks pretty solid though.’ … ‘Well, what exactly do you want? Did your wife say?’ ‘No… b-‘ ‘What about your baby, how young is… she?’ ‘He.’ ‘Well, surely you know what sort of thing they need...