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Cunning

Written for a 100 words or fewer competition then realised it was ineligible! GAH! Enjoy anyways!

‘Excuse me?’ ‘Yes?’ ‘Where are your baby car-seats?’ ‘Just over here.’ … ……… ‘Here, so as you can see, this is the newer product with all the latest feat-‘ ‘What about this one?’ ‘That is an older model, cheaper, it doesn’t ha-‘ ‘It looks pretty solid though.’ … ‘Well, what exactly do you want? Did your wife say?’ ‘No… b-‘ ‘What about your baby, how young is… she?’ ‘He.’ ‘Well, surely you know what sort of thing they need...