A small mouse and an elephantWent out to jog one dayThey ran along the countrylaneAnd chatted all the wayThe pair then came upon an bridgeThat crossed a little brookAnd as they ran straight over itIt rattled and it shookIt bent and almost cracked And it made such an awfull noiseThat in the church six miles away The rev'rent raised his voiceWhen mouse spoke to the elephantHe really had to shout:"Remind me when we cross nex...