A small mouse and an elephant
Went out to jog one day
They ran along the countrylane
And chatted all the way

The pair then came upon an bridge
That crossed a little brook
And as they ran straight over it
It rattled and it shook

It bent and almost cracked
And it made such an awfull noise
That in the church six miles away
The rev'rent raised his voice

When mouse spoke to the elephant
He really had to shout:
"Remind me when we cross next time
I should not to stamp so loud"