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Jaffa Cakes and Other Silliness

Ey, just some rambly stuff, is all.

Imagine how funny it would be if a woman called Jaffa, married a man with the surname Cake. I have a problem with that. Not because it might be misconstrued as racist, because that’s just stupid. It’s just a name! No, what I do have a problem with, is that women have to change their names when they marry. That’s pretty bloody old fashioned, and sexist. When I marry, I’m taking her name. We’re taking each other’s. Yeah, we...