It will be a draw, because puppies are stronger, but kittens are faster
What is the next book you want to read?
Arrested for stealing his neighbor's lingerie to wear to a cross-dressing party in the White House
Granted, you're stranded on that piece of cake too
I wish Ginger didn't blow up our lovely planet
Arrested for trying to sell his grandmother's false teeth as a genuine archeological find from a etruskan gravefield
Okay, you've been sitting here long enough now. Time to return it to its rightful owner: me!
Granted, the world fell to pieces, so no more war, and you survived on a enormous piece of chocolate cake, floating through outer space....
I wish you'd share that cake
Angel? Too sweet perhaps, but that you're nice goes without saying.
You can all the cake you want
Can I join?
Shhht... DOn't tell anyone, but Authorised1960 is my Komodo Dragon, who I've taught to type random nonsense on computers
Arrested for showing a shocking picture of a violence victim, without proper warning
roses are red
and so was the wine
that I had with my dinner
and it taste fine
my son made me coffee
without sugar today
but he made it with love
so that too was okay
Hey, so is my son! Banned for not liking bearded dragons
If this spot wasn't so small, I'd keep you company, but alas, I have to push you out
Granted, you're even twice as nice now but... you can't escape from all those people, that cling to you all day long, because you're so nice
I wish Monty Python Really would remake LOTR
The swallow migrates. When it's winter in Europe, they live in Africa, in the summer they come back. So, it's the same species.
My favorite Monty Python movie? Just look at my signature.
Standing question: how fast does a swallow fly?
Stolw the laces from someone's shoes to hold up his trousers.
I think you should
What should I do first, ironing or the lawn?
You again? Bugger off, it's my spot!