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paulus
1 week ago
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It will be a draw, because puppies are stronger, but kittens are faster



What is the next book you want to read?
Arrested for stealing his neighbor's lingerie to wear to a cross-dressing party in the White House
Granted, you're stranded on that piece of cake too



I wish Ginger didn't blow up our lovely planet
Arrested for trying to sell his grandmother's false teeth as a genuine archeological find from a etruskan gravefield
Okay, you've been sitting here long enough now. Time to return it to its rightful owner: me!
Granted, the world fell to pieces, so no more war, and you survived on a enormous piece of chocolate cake, floating through outer space....




I wish you'd share that cake
Angel? Too sweet perhaps, but that you're nice goes without saying.

This one?

My first was simply titled "Sprookjesboek", which translates fo Fairytale book. It contained all the Fairytales from all the well known sources like Andersen, Grimm and Mother Goose, and a bunch of old Dutch, German and Belgian myths and sagas.

Same question again
Shhht... DOn't tell anyone, but Authorised1960 is my Komodo Dragon, who I've taught to type random nonsense on computers
Arrested for showing a shocking picture of a violence victim, without proper warning
roses are red
and so was the wine
that I had with my dinner
and it taste fine
my son made me coffee
without sugar today
but he made it with love
so that too was okay
Hey, so is my son! Banned for not liking bearded dragons
Quote by AriesDragon
Actually, the speed a swallow flies does depend on its species. Some, like the Ethiopian Swallow, has a shorter, forked tail, whilst the Rufus Chested Swallow has very long tail streamers. Swallows also vary in size (length) from 10cm up to 25cm and in weight. These are all factors to take into consideration when one wants to know "How fast a Swallow flies". The general consensus is anything from 15 to 25mph... depending on the species.
FYI... Not all swallows are from Europe and Migrate to Africa... It is disputed as to the exact number of swallow species there are, with the number varying from 74 to 90 odd. Of these, approximately 47 can be found in Africa and not all of those are migratory. We do have two types of swallow whose name contains "Africa" but neither are referred to as just that... there is West African Swallow, and the South African Swallow, the later only migrates as far north as The Congo and Swallows are found on all the continents, except in Antartica.
Thank you, always happy to learn new things. Never too old or too proud for that.

Quote by magnificent1rascal
Which is more difficult for you to write: the beginning or end of a story?

The end, most of the times.
I always have those magnificent ideas about longer (chaptered) stories. For one, I managed to write a (imho) reasonably decent beginning, but I'm stuck after that. I won't give up though, but but it's difficult.




What was the first book you read, that you still remember?
If this spot wasn't so small, I'd keep you company, but alas, I have to push you out
Granted, you're even twice as nice now but... you can't escape from all those people, that cling to you all day long, because you're so nice


I wish Monty Python Really would remake LOTR
The swallow migrates. When it's winter in Europe, they live in Africa, in the summer they come back. So, it's the same species.
My favorite Monty Python movie? Just look at my signature.


Standing question: how fast does a swallow fly?
Stolw the laces from someone's shoes to hold up his trousers.
Quote by Rebellious_Soul
Lawn, grass is only growing.

Should I get out of bed?

Nah, I'd stay in bed, preferably with someone to snuggle with


Should I take a cup of coffee?
I think you should



What should I do first, ironing or the lawn?