Arrested for leading an illegal gambling ring, which tripped old ladies on top of Capitol Hill, and then placed bets on how far down she would roll
looks soooo cute in that disguise
pretends to be a ferocious feline, but is in fact a little duckling, dressed up as a ninja kitten
Hi Alan, didn't think you were rid of me, were you?
Meredith is still trying to figure out, why people start saluting him, when he goes outside in his pijamas
granted, the piece of pie that hit you face by accident started that fight
I wish, stories space included teleportation portals, so I could beam myself to Andy for a piece of pie
gone for a while perhaps, but always returning in time to grab the spot
Nope, but I might, if someone explained its meaning to me
Do big words impress you?
GR still suffers from blisters in his mouth from his attempt to blow up a police car. The exhaust pipe was too hot.
Arrested for trying to seduce bugs bunny with stolen carrots
who wouldn't
what is the best thing you've ever created?
If the dishwasher fails to wash dish
and the floor becomes suited for fish
time has come to start mopping
and then for some shopping
unless you want flooring to squish
Alan, Alan, when will you learn? I'm never far away....
A wonderful person and a writer and poet I greatly admire
Yet, you're too slow to prevent it...
A lobster tan. I get sunburned very fast, so sunbathing is not for me
where would you be longer, in the sea or on the beach?
not only a beauty, but also a very nice person
Arrested for trying to impersonate Kwai Chang Caine to gain illegal access to the oscars ceremony
For the last time SG? You're not leaving are you? Well... actually.... you are.... from the end of the line
Don't worry. We're all experienced enough to deal with the stess of this line. I'll just take the lead again.
Absolutely
If you were to get that on a terrace on a beach front, where would that be?
Well, that depends on the size of the cone, the air-temperature, and the size, texture and temperature of your tongue. But don't worry, by the time you've read my answer, it will all be molten and there won't be anything left to lick.
Does a waffle with vanilla ice and hot cherries need whipped cream?
Banned for banning without proper cause
Your turn? For what? Not for my spot!