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1 week ago
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Granted, I was still looking for someone to play Eowyn, daughter of Eomund, Lady of Rohan. In the original she would fall for Aragorn, in this version, she and Smeagoll/Gollem become a loving couple and she will give him three kids before the end of the film. Her loving hubby will be played by this character:


I wish he wasn't too handsome for the part
Banned, because you still haven't rescued that poor dog from that coffee cup
Quote by TaliaRussell
Ahhhhh
That sound can have so many different meanings, I wonder which one it is here.
Anyway, I've taken over here now, better get back to that last post. Last thing I heared was, that someone lost a blue ribbon there....
Granted, you can be Galadriel. I have to warn you though, in this version she falls in love with Sauron, a role played by none other than the ghost of Marty Feldman...



I wish I knew a way to make those love scenes work...
Roses are red
and insomnia struck
I should be asleep now
but I am out of luck
So I tap at my keyboard
read some poems and prose
and I play silly cardgames
but my eyes still won't close
Kiera was caught selling roast parrot at a fancy fair




Hi Kiera
Granted, there now is a Monty Python version, with John Gleese as Gandalf, Terry Gilliam and Eric Idle as Hobbits and Micheal Palin and Terry Jones as Dwarves




I wish that was true
Quote by JWren
Nice to have you in front of me

In front? Are you walking backwards? Anyway, I'm at the end of the line now, with yoú all behind me.

Oh, and don't worry about the last post. I'll leave you two in peace there.

And for those that don't know the real meaning: it is a trumpet signal, originally from Holland, called Taptoe which translates to "shut the beertaps". It signifies the end of the day, tells the taverns to close and the soldiers to return to camp or baracks. Nowadays its most common use is as a farewell to died comrades.

I'l just show my nose here once, so you know I know. But I will leave you your little Paul-free paradise... bye!
all of a sudden, I am afraid to sit down with your walking pincushion near. I'd better stay on my feet, wearing heavy boots, while I guard my spot. Blondes and hedgehogs, is there a more dangerous combo?
Oh boy! I never realized, King Julian has become an grumpy overweight senior. He'd better rest, while I guard this spot
Thanks SG, for showing me which slugs fitted which machine. Oh, by the way, you're arrested for that...
I haven't heared an bell yet.... sorry SG, not time yet
You should have known
That I was near
This is my spot
so much is clear
And who wants it
has to fight
until I fall asleep
tonight
Banned for prefering lonesome locations



Quote by SweetKing126
banned because you are surrounded........Paul, you do realize that once you get on the bad side of Talia, KK, and ginger, they will take you down, right? ;) Just words of warning
Thanks SK, I am fully aware of that. That's why I always try to treat them like the ladies they are.
Unfortunately, both of you live to far away, to hang out and have a beer together
Banned for banning my friend, even though he called me a wimp