Marvin the Maggot was a wondrous maggot, captured by aliens from Zob. They turned him into a robotic maggot, he’s now not a fat smelly slob. They returned him to Earth on a treacherous mission, to combat some dangerous pests. Bionic wasps from the planet Sting, who all wore explosive striped vests. He popped out of his apple and checked the horizon, to see if there was trouble in store. A Splat! and a Bap! The apple explo...

A group of twelve strangers, RAP, RAP at the door, disturbs my comfortable snooze on the floor. My mistress sweeps through dragging her gown, a tall pointed hat fits tight on her crown. With a rattle of broomsticks the cackling coven, place a large cauldron on top of the oven. As I peek with one eye, a three legged toad, was placed in the microwave, and made to explode. A tail of a dog and the ears of a bat, were put in t...

As I walked towards the precisely laid dining table, I encountered a young lady suffering from two painful boils that had arisen upon her buttocks…….. She smiled and served the dinner. Later I noted the two enormous melons she was carrying, wondering if these were real, with an act of pretence I slipped with my fork and stabbed one of her huge juicy fruits…they stayed in shape. Her Mother seemed unconcerned, occasionally...