boosting beerconsumption
Roaring flames, consuming trees and threatening houses
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Conflagration
Losing your place in a book
unthinkable
walking to her frontdoor, hoping that her dad will approve of you, and let his daughter go out with you
If life seems jolly rotten
there's something you've forgotten
and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
from Monty Python's "Life of Brian"
Nightmare (i.e. trapped in some guy's nightmare)
Accidentally grinding a spoon in the sink grinder.
Expensive
Glueing your fingers together with superglue
Remove
Empty petrol/gas tank
walking
meeting a friend for lunch
reminisce
Planning a date
naturalist
drinking coffee
Ticking.
Walking into a room, only to forget why you went in there in the first place.
Distracted
Waking at 3 a.m. and not getting back to sleep for the remainder of the night.
Frustrating
Going to your High School Reunion.
"Them ain't no militia, that's the Army of the Potomac!"
apprehension
too many tomatoes from garden
Glut
Dreaming of a new life across the ocean
Reality.
Rain on your wedding day (anything but ironic, please!).
Immaterial
Caught between a rock and a hard place
HELP!
The rock has legs, it's coming to get you!
crazy (yes iv gone crazy lol)
sad eyed dog looking at you
Guilty
Stack of bills needing to be paid.
Frugal!
A Sega Megadrive (aka Sega Genesis in America.)
Cacophony
Unread mail tossed on the coffee table
Annoying.
Being late for work three days in a row...
I once knew a drinker who had a moderating problem...
Lagging
A growling pack of dogs