How to Feel Younger without Exercising or Dieting
Slightly mean-spirited but proven techniques for people from forty thru eighty-nine!Want to feel ten years younger? If you’re between forty and eighty-nine years old you can; just use the techniques that follow. (If you’re ninety or older these techniques will not work. Nothing will. Just try not to embarrass everyone by printing this out, smearing it with ketchup and eating it.)- Make a youthful fashion statement by mutilating yourself.Impale your privates! Stick something decorative through your nose o...