A conversation occurred between two men, who met by chance, long ago:“Ah love, if only...” One said, dreamily.“Well, yes, but you would go fancying folk from those newfangled ‘interwebz’, it’s only natural you’d have pangs!” Two quipped.“Pangs? Sir, they are not mere pangs, for this woman, I truly love! She’s such a rare beauty and highly intelligent, too. Sir, you must understand.”“Ah, young squire, you are so naive.”“Na...