Pot Stories

Big BubbaBy James GersbeckIt finally reached about noon when I had enough of the day’s boredom, and decided to call Phil up. My house was desolate anyway and I needed to either get out or do something that called me away from pointless masturbation and scheduled television. I sat scrolling through the mindlessly entrancing posts of Facebook waiting for Phil when I heard the small “pop” that was followed by an instant mess...

Moved to Colorado the other day, Told the wife I needed to get away.I guess she didn't think that I'd be gone long,Since all I packed was underwear and a bong.The decision to move was easy to make,In fact, it was a piece of cake.Ten long years with that naggin' bitch,I definitely knew it was time for a switch.One day I just realized that I had enough,So I grabbed a bag, and packed my stuff,Didn't even bother to say 'Goodb...

Stabbage would have been awfully savage and maybewould have turned meinto a cabbage.No, give me some kissage,huggage and lotsa of loveage,for love is niceageand better than sliceage.I talk a lot about love,I am a love-monger,slightly cheesy,but oh, so bright, and very breezy.Breezy is the fan,a-blowing my face,best shut it off,or you'll feel my mace!To fight with a mace, must have been fun,crunch! broken bones,and another...