Her glow was exciting, it filled my heart,Lit up with smiling, entrancing, in joy. Ours was the essence, quintessence, apart,Showing the world what it could not destroy. Lighting the earth, like a sun, like a star,Sending out rays into all of the earth. Breathing, alive, radiating afar,The buoyant excitement, true love's birth. Summer was here, we were newborns again,Seeking the light in our life filled inception. Blessed...
It takes a desperate man to pursue a woman who thinks that he’s a disgusting, lying pig. My ex-wife Veronica was the woman. I was the man and the pig. “What kind of pervert gives his ex-wife a box of flavored lubricants and a blow-up nun doll for a commemorative anniversary gift?” she shouted. “You are a pathetic pervert!” “Firstly, that’s nice alliteration!” I said. “But heck…can’t you take a joke? It’s a gag gift!” I ha...
