Have you trod on something crunchy!!
Cover up your cookies!!A little story about our cockroach friends Cor! Look at those crumbs left out for me, I’ll crawl out of this sewer and have some for tea. There’s old food galore under the cooker, I’ll take it home for the wife; she’s quite a looker. Just look on the table, no lids on those pots, If I get in that jam, you’ll come out in spots. I don’t like the daylight, nighttimes the best, when I can roam around in my pyjamas or vest. I’...