There was a Facebook post the other day that asked: What object defined your childhood? Loads of comments underneath. Tons of dafties with nothing better to do. Pictures of Space Hoppers, the towers at Ravenscraig imploding, Harry Potter, Tamagotchis, that sort of thing. I only saw all this because my friend had replied: What about all that white dog shite, eh? And everyone went: white dog shite, fair point. Thumbs-ups bi...