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Salamanders and The Constitution

Make of this what you will. I'll still swill from a quill. Bill.

My legs curled around me,my arms stretched out a little,a can of beer beside me.Wishing I had an axolotl.Cute wee things,what happiness they brings,A salamander in half-evolutionwhich makes my head do a revolution.I often wonder about prostitution:Is it bad,or am I mad?Thinking about it, it is the constitution.At least of my land,all entitled to a job,whether that be blowing Bob,or constructing by hand.I’m tired,so I’m go...