Poetry Society Demands: Bizarre Inappropriate Limericks
Mildly disturbed silliness just for the heck of it! (Or consider it a cry for help.)
A pest control expert named Hermanabhorred any type of small vermin.He would spray and then scoopif he spotted their poop.His success rate was hard to determine.A woman the neighbors called Bethwould constantly take hits of meth.That’s what explainedwhy her teeth were all stainedand she always had horrible breath!A chef with no talent dubbed Natecould not make one thing that was great.But at his slightest wishhe could hav...
