A pest control expert named Herman
abhorred any type of small vermin.
He would spray and then scoop
if he spotted their poop.
His success rate was hard to determine.

A woman the neighbors called Beth
would constantly take hits of meth.
That’s what explained
why her teeth were all stained
and she always had horrible breath!

A chef with no talent dubbed Nate
could not make one thing that was great.
But at his slightest wish
he could have any dish
once they tasted the way that he ate!

A demented poet named Lee
had a prostate as big as could be.
He would stop writing verse
and just go stand and curse
while he struggled to try and go pee!