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Excuse me, sir; I hate to intrudeBut you're out in public and your shirt's rather rudeAlthough fairly mild, as far as some go,The sentiment still dips pretty lowI mean, 'Life's a bitch - don't elect one.'Why does she deserve that, what has she done?Oh, I cannot stand her, lots of reasons whyFor one, get in her way, and you're gonna dieShe's had people murdered time and againYou don't need enemies if you count her as a fri...