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A Poem About a Song About A Thong and a Bong

Don't take it too seriously; I didn't.

I’m gonna smoke a bong,wearing a thong,then sing a song.Thong Bong Song, it shall be named,and after that, I shall be blamedfor corrupting youth, but we all know the truth.They can’t be tamed,or I blamedfor their minds being maimed.They grew up twisted,that’s just today,but come what may,they will always say:“Oh, you cannot blame us,for you would make a fuss,every time we cuss!So what choice do we have,but to sit and have...