The Pants on the Floor
Truth is funnier than fictionEntering the room, the wife stopped short at the door:She saw not one, two or three, but FOUR pants on the floor!What could have caused an action so rash,Four trousers crumpled like yesterday's trash? Pair No. 1 was a scintilla off-hue.Black slacks had been ordered; navy blue would not do.The next pair examined, judged unfit for display —Its slightly frayed hem had caused utter dismay. A third castaway was the oddest one...