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An uneducated man

Misunderstandings occur sometimes when using words

An uneducated man I am, of limited vocabulary.When using words, always needing a dictionary. Sometimes after searching out a words meaning.I find that I have misused, making it demeaning. Leading to much confusion for those who read,proving that higher ed...

Jasper

I am sure we all know a Jasper somewhere

JasperWell this was a fine state of affairs. I had seen some states of affairs in the past, but none to top this particular one; I was quite speechless in fact. I looked at Jasper in despair. ‘What are you staring at? Staring’s not going to help to me!’ h...

Winter

Warm long days are what I crave winter is a bummer

I can feel the ice grip as the temperature drops The snow now holding tight upon the hill tops Days much shorter now the sun lost some power The light vanishes quicker night has a longer hour I used to find once cold and snow I did embrace No longer do I...

The Teacher

Just don't tell my dog she might know more than me...it'll go right to her head...

I want to teach my dog,Some tricks that are new,Like sit, fetch and heel,As a dog’s expected to do.But after many hours,Things are not going good,For despite all my efforts,She won’t do as she should.She can’t fetch to save her life,And it’s just a little...

Why

Why these notions attack my wits I really do not know

There are all of these thoughts inside my head They are bouncing around and need to be said I know not why they keep haunting me But they labour relentlessly until I see The thoughts sometimes real sometimes bizarre They seem to come then go and eventuall...

Liquid Lunch

A reporter learns a lesson about questioning a tough character.

Rupert swallowed his liquid lunch of tomato juice and noticed how difficult it was to suck the juice from the many large cubes of ice the bar man had filled his glass with. He looked over the rim of his glass at the gathering glitterati assembling for the...

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As I sat down at my desk to write. I heard a knocking on my door. Without a ‘hello’ literary devices, language ,words and other assorted poetic elements came through my door. And Rhyme said first ‘Poet, we’ve been having a debate about what makes a poem,...

three wishes

Its difficult to use three wishes properly.

The Three wishes Desire thrashed around in her sleep unaccustomed to having the whole double bed to herself. She had fitful dreams about her husband who was helping a friend with his guitar stand in a London festival. In her half conscious state she mourn...

Relatives

I bet there just might be a couple people here who feel the same...

At family gatherings throughout the year,There are those who add to the holiday cheer,Those who brighten up your day,Every time they come your way.Most are a pleasure to be around,As fine as any friends I’ve found,But, there are a few I’d like to lose,If...

Chewing the cud

A cow wonders what life is all about

I was asked to write a poem about a bored cow?! Chewing the cud I know that the day Will go by as usual There goes the cars Up comes the tractor Speeding by to God knows where But here I am In a field Waving the flies away With my tail Swish Swash Why am...

Desperate people

A group of desperate men plot to kidnapp a wealthy man in Mexico City.

In the chill of the early morning in Mexico City six friends sat round a table drinking coffee wearing the only clothes they possessed. “Sylvia told me! Believe me these Perez people are rolling in money and a few 6000 pesos are easy for them to come by.”...

Adolescent Blues

A 15 year old girl has problems fitting in at a new school and has a growing sexual awareness.

Teenage Blues Claire had two reasons to feel miserable in autumn 1963. She had just started the third secondary school she had attended since she was eleven; and her mother had put her on a strict diet, after Claire had returned from a youth club camp fou...