How sad the best that we can do is picking these pathetic two for President of our United States. One a bozo quite uncouth the other cannot tell the truth A sad choice to have on our voting plates! Yes it’s fun to laugh and dump all over clownish Donald Trump who won’t release a single tax return. A cad who smiles and offers scotch then grabs a woman by the crotch? It is enough to make one’s stomach turn! But Clinton’s sc...

Excuse me, sir; I hate to intrudeBut you're out in public and your shirt's rather rudeAlthough fairly mild, as far as some go,The sentiment still dips pretty lowI mean, 'Life's a bitch - don't elect one.'Why does she deserve that, what has she done?Oh, I cannot stand her, lots of reasons whyFor one, get in her way, and you're gonna dieShe's had people murdered time and againYou don't need enemies if you count her as a fri...

At last the light of this bright truth has shone On my dull and uncomprehending mind, That for my sake you have all else forgone, For without thought and ne'er a glance behind You gave your heart, and doing heaped upon My head such shame that I could be so blind. For sake of me you have your life redrawn, All other loves for me to dust consigned, And claimed this, not as loss, but bright new morn, A ray of hope into your...

A babblin' brook meanders by as I gaze upon a cloudless sky;Lyin' on the grassy shore, tis nary a thin' I treasure more;A breeze blows softly thru yonder trees settin' my troubled heart at ease;Tis so soothin' to unwind, leavin' my worries far behind; If only for a brief sojourn in a land where dreams are born;My mind wanders to bygone days and joyful adventures along the way; I ponder melodic notes I hear as a tiny song...

The world stops, silence prevails It starts again, chaos So much rush, so much greed I think silence is all we need. Everyday day at four, go out and see Beauteous benign beatific breeze blows In your heart , you will feel That silence is really a great deal. And when you’re tired, just think for a moment How much we have discovered and how much still There is left to see, for us in this world Oh! A lot and let it be. Whi...

The Cubs are going to kill me. First game of the 2016 WORLD SERIES and....did they not show up? This rant may take a minute and veer off road. Just a heads up. I grew up in a state that's real big on football and basketball. Baseball? No. But Chicago's only 40 miles away. White Sox? I hate Sox. Their color doesn't matter. Chicago Cubs. Red, white and blue. That's my team. In 2007, I stopped watching baseball. All of my fa...

My daughter is in 2nd grade. Last week I received a note in a sealed envelope from her teacher. Extremely confidential. It read something like..."Your child has achieved a major accomplishment in which an award will be received at Tuesday's award ceremony. This is to be a surprise. Please do not tell your child."Wow. She's getting a major award!! I couldn't stop my mind from wondering and dreaming of what her great accomp...

A con man rolled into town, With a funny looking wig. Made a lot of promises, Everything will be really big. He claims he doesn’t like immigrants, Says they cause a lot of strife, But you certainly would never know, By looking at his imported wife. And he doesn’t like Muslims, And forget it if you’re black. And as for those pesky Mexicans, He’s sending them all back. He says he has a really big plan, To cure America’s ill...

When I lay me down to sleep,the worries of each day will keepupon a shelf within my mind,to be settled in their time,and if I'm called before I wake,I know the path my soul will take.

To Love ...Is to share the good and the bad,the joy and the sorrow,sad days and the glad;To Love ...Is to give again,to please and to pamper,such joy it will bring;To Love ...is to forgivethe large and the small,instead of recall;To Love ...Is to lose something precious and dear,yet gracefully give it up without even a tear. Note: This poem was written and submitted for publication in a small local newsletter by Katy with...

Best Man’s Toast 2/21/04 Marriage Is… Good times, Bad times…..Ups and Downs Smiles, Laughter, Frustration, and Frowns Marriage Is… Having someone to lean on when you’ve had a bad day Having someone to make you feel special in every way Marriage Is… Saying, “I’m Sorry” even when you’re not wrong It’s being there for each other and being strong Marriage takes patience, hard work, perseverance, and trust You will have to wor...

Love is comfort Love is kind Love is a gentle smack on the behind Love can be mean Love can be cruel Love can make you crazy and act a fool Love is holding your child tight Love is the feeling that everything is all right Love is the 2000 Lb. elephant that stands on your chest Love is seldom fair and often leads to your arrest

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not

I am not sad to sayBut I cannot do this another dayThis filthy job is not for me Please find it in your heart to agreePut me down and walk away I can no longer fight this decay If I had a nose the smell would make me gag If I had arms, I would wave a white flagThis job tends to depress I wish you would see your DDS Oh what’s the use I cannot fight My only job is to make you white(As seen through the eyes of a toothbrush f...

In an ideal world, Utopia is the capital and Thomas More the kingPeople would be happy and not want for a thingThere would be no wars, pestilence, or diseaseThere would be no homeless on the streets to freezeBabies would smile and never cryYour parents would grow old but never dieThe bright yellow sun would shine every dayPushing the dark stormy clouds far awayThere would be no governments, corruption, or sinEvery day the...